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Monday, May 9, 2011

I'm just curious ...

How DO you have text-sex with someone who doesn’t like foreplay?
Do you just type “I fucked you. The end.”
???

4 comments:

  1. What I want to know is... who the hell have you been hanging around with that doesn't like foreplay?!!! Still bloody funny though ;)

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  2. No one. It was an in-theory kind of wondering ... And thank you. :)

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  3. Maybe just type slow and/or send SMSes a few letters at a time. It's not foreplay, it's a tease or slow reveal.

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  4. I'm thinking "later, dude" might be all I could muster. ;)

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