What I want to know is... who the hell have you been hanging around with that doesn't like foreplay?!!! Still bloody funny though ;)
No one. It was an in-theory kind of wondering ... And thank you. :)
Maybe just type slow and/or send SMSes a few letters at a time. It's not foreplay, it's a tease or slow reveal.
I'm thinking "later, dude" might be all I could muster. ;)