Friday, February 17, 2012

Boy-speak versus girl-speak: “We’re gonna have fun”

Attention guys:
When you have plans with a woman, please tell her what you’re going to do,
not simply say “we’ll have fun”.

We hear: 
"I'm going to have a gown delivered to your house, drape you in diamonds and take you to the opera."
You mean:
"I’m gonna slap on some assless chaps, pick up a pizza and drop by your house."