Sunday, September 26, 2010

fresh rolls for dinner ...

I'm making thai fresh rolls for dinner ... and they're turning out great ... 
 but if I'm being honest, I have to admit they do look a little like condoms stuffed with shredded veggies.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

If I had a time-machine ...

If I had a time-machine, I would go back to when I was 16 and tell myself to appreciate my boobs more.

Friday, September 24, 2010


As long as the Quebec Separatists are squawking about the number of french players on the Canadians, they may as well also insist the french-speaking players be three times the size of the english-speaking players.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Celebridiots: @HeidiMontag

Heidi Montag twittered today:

"Just found, they deliver pet food right to my door for free! No more lugging heavy bags!"

Um ... Heidi? ...

I guess two heavy bags is enough for one girl.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Sept 9

An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but my doctor is  hot, so I think I'll go ahead and have that donut.