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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Today's anatomy lesson: Hooters, y'all!

Hooters are exquisite.  They come in all colours and sizes ...



Everyone loves hooters. They're startlingly beautiful ...



Even when slightly mis-matched ...



Or cock-eyed ...



Some men like large hooters ...



Some men prefer hooters to be "not more than a handful" ...



Although, I don't think they mean they like their hooters to be this tiny ...




There are fake hooters ...



Which, apparently, this gentleman prefers ...



Fake hooters can be hard & unwelcoming ...



And occasionally become mis-shapen and weird-lookin' ...



Some hooters are flat ...



But round hooters are particularly pleasing to the eye ...



People have different taste in hooters, but everyone loves a perky pair ...


However, not all hooters are filled with hot air ...


So proper support of the hooters is recommended - as demonstrated here ...



Men don't find hooters to be very interesting, when they are on the ground ...



Or when they're allowed to rest on the keyboard ...



Hooters are much more enjoyable to look at, when they are up high ...



However, hooters are much safer, when properly contained ...



Otherwise, hooters tend to flap around ...




Also, it is generally considered bad fashion for your hooters to be outside your shirt ...



It does look kinda cute, when they peek out a little ...



At the end of the day, it's just about wanting a nice, sweet pair of hooters ...



Sadly, sometimes hooters get sick ...




So, since we love hooters so much, the baby-girl and I are doing the
2011 Run For The Cure

You can donate here and help save the hooters.

xoxo









1 comment:

  1. This is so cute. I did not know how it would end. Its a cool ad for this charity event! Well done!

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