Sunday, August 14, 2011

Plenty Of Fish notes: Shark Week edition

If your username contains the word “Details”, your profile should be more than 50 words long.
The username “ReadyToLiveForMe” doesn't encourage a lot of hopeful feelings you'll be a thoughtful boyfriend.
Just sayin'.
Just saw a profile on Plenty Of Fish, where the guy had written:
"My sister always says 'be the change you want to see in the world'."
I would just like to go on record that I did not send him a message
"Holy fuck, your sister is Ghandi???" like I wanted to.
I have good style and have my own look sometimes
Maybe I'm an asshole, but that second part makes me nervous.
The balance between romantic and skeevy is very delicate. Case in point:
The Rose by any other name would smell as sweet, so I’m waiting my Rose who fulfills my life with her special scent
And if you want to meet send a message...otherwise what's the point of that thing.”  
I’m confused.
Does he mean the reply button or my vagina?
Douchebagweird message of the day:
Reading your profile over coffee while listening to my cousin trying to convince my Alzheimer's riddled aunt to buy a new washing machine. Interesting, and something I will consider doing again.”
Really, guy?
Cuz your message came in at 3:12 a.m.

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