if he hadn't been leaving on a moped date, at the time.
Ashley again proves her deep understanding of men,
by asking them to pose for wedding photos and not freak the fuck out.
Ashley rationalizes getting Lucas to pose for traditional Taiwanese photos,
by saying "he's a traditional southern guy, so I thought this would be suited for him".
Brilliant thinking, Ash ... the cultural similarities between Taiwan and Alabama are endless.
Does it ever strike anyone else as weird, when a dude is asked if he wants to get married and he answers "I want kids". Color me crazy, but it kind of seems like an "I'm shopping for a uterus" kind of answer.
Constantine is kind of dark and creepy. I'd probably fall in love with him, if I ever met him.
Lucas has anger issues. I'd probably fall in love with him, if I ever met him.
Ames gives off a preppy murderer vibe. I'd probably fall in love with him, if I ever met him.
Ashley feels nothing romantic for Ryan.
That probably means he's the only guy there who's not a sociopath.
I feel you, girl.