Monday, January 17, 2011

The Bachelor (01/17/2011)

This is the most cheesetastic season ever.  Pass the Lactaid.
I keep mixing up my trashy TV shows; I keep thinking “These broads really need Patti Stanger.”


Telling a dude "I don't want to put pressure on you" puts pressure on him.

I learned this.  Last week.



The Bachelor casting directors LOVE girls with attachment disorders, abandonment fears and daddy issues.

It's a miracle how they narrow it down to 25, from 87 bajillion.


Smart money is always on the crazy bitch with the biggest boobs who cries a lot.

I should go on this show.

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