Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Murphy's law of grocery shopping

There will ALWAYS be a big, sexy dude in line behind you, at the grocery store, when you are buying ramen noodles and 2-for-$5 boxes of Twinkies ...

NEVER when you are buying 47 dollars worth of boneless, skinless chicken breast, 8 cans of tuna and a case of broccoli.

1 comment:

  1. Also, you will always run into your ex when you have a huge zit, no makeup, and are wearing oversized sweats. you will never run into him when you are wearing the sexy number he only wished you would wear when you were with him.