maybe if I did, I would
If they notice my toenails, my boobs aren't doing their job. ;)
I was going to say "my boobs are slacking off", but the thought just made me shudder.
You know you're getting really lazy when you really really miss the "Like" button rather than come up with a decent comment to something you really really like... as in ^^^^^ "If they notice my toenails, my boobs aren't doing their job."