Attention guys:
When you have plans with a woman, please tell her what you’re going to do,
not simply say “we’ll have fun”.
We hear:
"I'm going to have a gown delivered to your house, drape you in diamonds and take you to the opera."
You mean:
"I’m gonna slap on some assless chaps, pick up a pizza and drop by your house."
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