I'll have lies with that

Saw a woman at McDonald's tonight, ... rudely freaking out,  yelling and throwing a bitch-fit about the Happy Meal toys:

"What're you saying you don't have the My Little Pony? If you promote them, you should have them.  I came in JUST for the toys. I only CAME HERE for the TOYS!"

Lady, I've seen you and I've seen your double Big Mac, so I'm gonna call bullshit on that one.