Celebridiots: Samantha Ronson

"Aren't earth day and st patrick's day the same thing? Why have two? #gogreen"

This, and other genius thoughts, from the woman person who thought Lindsay Lohan was relationship material.

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Holiday exclamations you'll never hear:

"May the luck of the Jewish be with you!"

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St. Patrick's Day

I'm not Irish ... So, unless yer gonna fast with me on Yom Kippur, don't fucking pinch me for not wearing green.

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