To all of the dudes who have "69" in their online dating profile username,
There is a quick video message for you HERE
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Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Monday, September 5, 2011
So. It's September.
Do you know what that means?
Only two months left before there's a new crop of Movember pics on Plenty Of Fish.
Oh.
Joy.
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Only two months left before there's a new crop of Movember pics on Plenty Of Fish.
Oh.
Joy.
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Monday, January 10, 2011
On cougars
I don’t understand the whole cougar phenomenon.
A middle-aged, financially-independent woman looks for casual sex with younger dudes?
Please.
It’s not flattering when a kid in his 20s hits on you. He smells desperation. Or stupidity. Or money. It's not that he really thinks you're hot; He's hoping for a happy meal and a blow job.
Do women forget? Those kiddies aren’t good in bed. I wouldn’t sleep with them even when I was their age. Everything they know about sex, they learned from watching bad porn with their drinking buddies.
If an attractive woman says to an age-appropriate man that he could have no-expections, no-strings-attached sex with a an open-minded, free-spirited, independent woman who doesn’t expect him to buy dinner (or breakfast), he’d gladly bang you just as hard as any 24 year old.
Not to mention that you won't have to get up in the middle of the night to throw his bike in your trunk and give him a ride home to his mom's house.
A middle-aged, financially-independent woman looks for casual sex with younger dudes?
Please.
It’s not flattering when a kid in his 20s hits on you. He smells desperation. Or stupidity. Or money. It's not that he really thinks you're hot; He's hoping for a happy meal and a blow job.
Do women forget? Those kiddies aren’t good in bed. I wouldn’t sleep with them even when I was their age. Everything they know about sex, they learned from watching bad porn with their drinking buddies.
If an attractive woman says to an age-appropriate man that he could have no-expections, no-strings-attached sex with a an open-minded, free-spirited, independent woman who doesn’t expect him to buy dinner (or breakfast), he’d gladly bang you just as hard as any 24 year old.
Not to mention that you won't have to get up in the middle of the night to throw his bike in your trunk and give him a ride home to his mom's house.
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