After a long hiatus (read: break
to keep my sanity),
It seems nothing has changed
on Plenty Of Fish …
It seems a lot of dudes are “not into games”
Which is really too bad;
I was hoping for a guy with a thing for Monopoly and fucking with my head.
I was hoping for a guy with a thing for Monopoly and fucking with my head.
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“Im passionate about intimacy and kissing”
Not me. I am passionate
about emotional unavailability and sharp hits to the sternum.
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“What you see is what you get... I don't act differently for anyone. I
am who I am.”
POPEYE???? Is that YOU???
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“I have two amazing kids who I adore.”
That’s too bad, I was
looking for someone who hates his children.
I bet he doesn’t kick puppies
either. He should SAY THAT in his
profile. Loser.
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And you have “morals”, not
“morales”, you fucktard.
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When a guys says “I’m not looking for a notch in my bedpost”,
I usually figure it’s because he sleeps on a
futon.
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“Life it too short to not get the best out of it.”
I REALLY wanted to send him
a message “Then I kinda don’t understand your beard.”
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I have revised my “must
have” list to specifically include knowing when to use “woman” versus “women”.
It’s hard for me to believe
a guy knows what monogamy is, if he doesn’t know the difference.
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A guy sent me a message,
asking about my “interests, hobbies and
bad habits”.
Bad habits? You need to ask?
You saw me online on Plenty Of Fish.
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And, for FUCK’S SAKE, you
like “dining out”, not “dinning out”.
If you like “Dinning out”,
you must spend your afternoons standing on a street corner, banging pots and
pans.
And, if that’s the case, I
think we dated already.
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