Everyone on Facebook ...

is changing their pictures for Mother's Day ...

I want to post a picture of my maternal parental unit like everyone else, but I'm gonna need someone who's good with photoshop to do a mashup of Joan Crawford and Ursula from the Little Mermaid first.

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tattoo ideas ...

I’m thinking of getting this tattoo’d on my hoo hoo ...

Or maybe this ...

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Is it just me ...

or does it seem like the Jehovah's Witnesses did the casting for Survivor Redemption Island?

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Pass the methodone, please

So today’s day 3 off’n th’carbs, after the Easter sugar-fest.

The first few days are really tough. After that, it’s all gravy.

Mmmmm ....

Grrraaaavy ....

I am a huge Star Wars fan ...

but I just can't bring myself to utter the words "May the Fourth be with you" out loud. 

I could possibly say "you ungrateful, rage-loving, abusive, scummy, intolerant, ego-maniacal load of disingenuous, misogynistic shit" if pushed, though.

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To the people talking smack about the POTUS today:

The heroes you're cheering for risking their lives going into the most dangerous places on the planet on his command probably weren't talking crap about him this morning ... so shutyerlazychickenshitpieholes.

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*cough

(You might have to google Destin Pfaff to get this one ... )