fresh rolls for dinner ...

I'm making thai fresh rolls for dinner ... and they're turning out great ... 

 but if I'm being honest, I have to admit they do look a little like condoms stuffed with shredded veggies.

If I had a time-machine ...

If I had a time-machine, I would go back to when I was 16 and tell myself to appreciate my boobs more.

HAB-AR-NAK!

As long as the Quebec Separatists are squawking about the number of french players on the Canadians, they may as well also insist the french-speaking players be three times the size of the english-speaking players.

Celebridiots: @HeidiMontag

Heidi Montag twittered today:

"Just found Petflow.com, they deliver pet food right to my door for free! No more lugging heavy bags!"

Um ... Heidi? ...

I guess two heavy bags is enough for one girl.

Sept 9

An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but my doctor is  hot, so I think I'll go ahead and have that donut.